
Title: But it Says 'The Mall' on the Map...
Creator: Bogwitch
Rating: U
Setting: London, Post-Chosen
Summary/Prompt: Buffy POV. For the prompt 'The Mall'. Because
Something’s not right with this picture.
I mean it’s great, I guess. I love that London royalty stuff. I’m a tourist! Sue me! I’m gonna to see all of the sights! Just sometimes all a girl wants is some shopping and this girl always goes to The Mall when she gets that urge to splurge!
It’s just this is not... This is just a road with palaces and parks. Where are the shoes? Where are the cute little dresses? Where are the big British stores packed with funky, yet affordable fashions?
Spike’s laughing at me. He’s known all along. Fiend.
Of course, to a Brit (or at least to a Londoner), 'The Mall' is also another type of place entirely...
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