Only my super-fast witchy reflexes avoided a head on collision with someone overtaking a cyclist on a fast B road. I swerved up the foot high verge doing about 50mph and he took off my wing mirror and ploughed into the back end of my car. The cyclist buggered off without leaving their details.
I suppose we're both lucky we're alive and unijured, but my car is feeling a bit sad and wounded. :(