(Spike/Harmony. BtVS Season Four. Rated PG)
Home decorating for vampires
“What’s this about then?” Spike inspected the figurine, testing the ceramic horn with his finger.
Harmony snatched it back and returned it to its rightful place on the stony shelf. “Duh, it’s an ornament, silly.”
Losing interest, Spike left her to it and flopped into his comfy chair. “Harm, being a vampire is more than some fantasy. Got no room to cart round tat.”
“I like them.”
Spike snorted with disdain. As usual. “I like porno mags, but you don’t see me humping them across the country.”
That was okay, Harmony thought, men never did get the point of unicorns.