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Scattypaws
bogwitch

Pssst!

Help! My mum is holding me prisoner and tormenting me with the 'bits she likes' from the F&*#ing Diana concert.

Please help me.

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That's a very lovely icon.

Your Mum should be reported for cruel and unusual punishment. On second thoughts, what have you done to deserve it?

I have it as a a nice keyring now...

Why do you think I've done something?

LOL!!!

Have Take That been on yet?

*snickers*

Uh...I mean I'm so sorry and will dispatch a rescue party at once

Thankfully no.

She wanted to inflict Fergie and James Morrison on me. :S

Were are they???

Oh no! That's terrible. Collapse dramatically and require alcohol and chocolate to revive you. Set off the smoke alarm. Eat soap and foam at the mouth. Feign death!

Good tips, I shall try them immediately!

Aha! You're on your own with this one love!!

Thanks for your support.

Heh, and how many hours did she labor to birth you? Believe me, it could be worse.

Believe me, it could be worse.

Hmm -- only if she was trying to push Boggy back the way she came.....!!

Oh, no! Quick! Develop a nasty migraine that will not allow you to watch TV!

I've distracted her with scrabble.

Just smile and nod and hopefully it'll be over soon. Sorry - not helpful, but I was brought up to be polite to the deluded.

My mum has suddenly got the music bug after watching The Who on the Glastonbury coverage. God help me.

Think of it this way - my mom traps me over at her house and makes me watch her and her friends channel Jesus or Buddha or some other random wise old one. So, seriously? It could be a lot worse! ;)

Maybe you're right. At least she didn't inflict Elton John.

Oh, please, you know you love it. :P Take That, The Pussykat Dolls... Uh, hold on... ::barfs::

I'm coming to rescue you immediately. ::puts on cape::

Thanks. I didn't have to listen to the real dregs, but the better stuff wasn't marvellous either. Doesn't help that the whole principal of the thing makes me heave as well.

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