November 4th, 2008


(no subject)

Dear Cat,

You're very cute and everything, but I am not a trampoline.

This is especially true at 2 am and at times when I'm not feeling well in the stomach region.

Please refrain from bouncing tonight and I might see about giving you some of that dried food you like in the morning.



P.S. No, you can't have a third dinner.

P.P.S. And leave that wallpaper alone!