Bogwitch (bogwitch) wrote,
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frimfram made me do it. Honest, guv!


Northern Irish Vampire Bank Robbers - The Drabble

Of course the robbery was at night.

Pop over the border as the suns sets. Stop a van. Show some fang. Break the driver's neck.

Small town quiet. Country hospital. Just park the van round the back.

Sweet.

Slip in the fire door. Get in do it and get out.

Startle the guard and the porters.

Shout. "Git down! Give us yer goodies."

Type O.

A and B.

Get some of every type.

Kill the hostages. Nice and clean. Don't stop and taste the corpses.

Fast getaway. Run the border crossing. No one knows.

That's the snack run done tonight.



My sincerest apoligies to the Northern Irish.
Tags: all fic, btvs, drabble, gen, original characters
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