Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In February, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In December, I stopped sexymermaid from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In September, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In March, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon mskakaako (65 points). In January, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In May, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).
In short, I have been very good (230 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant, bogwitch
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