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Scattypaws
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I haven't seen any unicorns lately...

I have just stabbed my hand with a steak knife. There's a visible slice into the flesh but curiously, there is absolutely no blood.

Does this mean I am a robot?

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It might explain a few things....

Puncture wounds don't always bleed that much. Do you need medical care?

Nah, it was only teeny tiny.

Yikes! Robot or no, I hope you had it looked at.

It didn't need treatment, it was only small.

what are you doing, Boggles??????? (Sorry, wit currntly in rehab.)

How's the head and the dancing feet?

I was emptying the dishwasher. I do that occasionally.

OK! I've had lots of water and now another glass of wine and bought some cheese from the exciting nowhere village of Bromyard in the Malvern Hills. It's very nice cheese and I there are promises of champagne and curry soon. Pogoing in strappy sandals has scraped a load of skin off my right toes, but never mind.

And this all makes sense now. I generally get annoyed when my housemate fills the dishwasher with knives blade up, but I suppose you can't get angry with yourself. When is the new kitchen coming anyway?

Ah battle wounds! Though people don't generally pogo in sandals.

Yes, it's all my own silly fault. The kitchen is still a matter of debate. It comes when we can get someone to fit it, but the joiner has gone on holiday. October maybe?

No. It means.... It means... It means....

maybe....

Edited at 2014-08-10 07:38 pm (UTC)

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Hahahahaha. Love you. ::hug::

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