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This is getting silly now.

Haven't posted in a while as I've had very little to say beyond 'I fell over again (while drunk this time) and ripped some lovely new holes in my hands', but finally I have something to add!

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I've twisted the bad ankle again and I can barely walk. :(

Now what did I say about you and gravity!?

Oh dear, you've really been in the wars recently haven't you?


I'm a walking cosmic joke at the moment. I reckon it's because my boss was talking about putting me through Health and Safety exams today.

I'm beginning to think that you need a "minder".

I think we should get you some of these for your birthday - then they would support your ankles, and come in useful as an ice-pack for your hangover if required.

I like the way 'enlarge image' does nothing of the sort!

I need those! But I only need one, it's always the same ankle. Question is, will I make it to my next birthday?

Ouch! Hope you feel better soon.

Thanks. The annoying thing is that it *was* almost better!

Are you absolutely positive that there isn't a curse attached to that job? I know we've discussed that before, but you have to admit the evidence is piling up.

I'm just getting over a bad case of the flu, myself. Just about in time to take off for vacation--I hope anyway.

Take care of yourself while I'm away. Pleaase.


Hee. You know, the day I buggered up my hands I was typing up a report of 'carelessness type accidents'!

Hope the flu doesn't linger on!

I'll try.

When drinking use a walker.

I'm guessing that's the same as a zimmer frame. It has been suggested.

Oh no!

This sort of repeat occurrence can't be good for you at all.

Probably time to develop a new habit ...

I find being clumsy one of the most charming traits a person can have. So, there is that I guess.

Hope you mend quickly!

Ah, but what about the cranky patient afterwards?

Oh no!! Poor you - perhaps you should borrow some baby reins and your friends can keep an eye on you and pull you up when you're falling over... ;)

They'd have a job, I think!

I suppose it would be totally extraneous to say, be careful!

Possibly a bit late now, yes!

I'm sorry to hear this , dear. Sympathy to you on the health front !

Thank you. I don't have a lot of luck.

Oh dear! So sorry to hear that. Does this mean you're off work too?

I went in, but I went home after seeing the doctor. The pain was too distracting. I've torn some ligaments apparently.

Dammit, I am going to get you a bubble. With some sort of wheely chair inside. And WiFi.

That sounds rather good.

Oh dear, I'm sorry to hear that, I hope you'll get better soon.

It fixed itself after the swelling went down, thanks.

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