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character meme

I did that character meme rahirah and ladyoneill did. I hope it makes sense, I have a stinking cold and I'm not entirely with it!

What's the worst thing someone could do?
Raise an army against me.

What's the worst thing someone could do to you?
Enslave me in the body of being not worthy of holding my grace.

What's the worst thing that could happen to you?
To be stripped of my strength and be no more than the humanity that infests this earth.

What's the worst thing someone could say about a person?
That they saw not the glory of battle.

What's the best thing someone could say about a person?
That they served their masters well.

Are men and women basically different?
I do not care. Gender is only the concern of base creatures.

Which is better, to be a woman or to be a man?
Both serve me adequately. I see no purpose in preference.

What can men do that women can't do?
The men here scurry around me. They dare not look at me because they grieve for the one called Fred. The women here do not do this.

What can women do that men can't do?
The blonde woman speaks loudly on her communication device. Her voice is grating,

Is it possible to change genders?
I do not see the point of this question.

How old is old enough to have sex?
I have no wish to discuss the mating of vermin.

Is it wrong to have sex if you're unmarried?
Marriage is only a ritual. Mating doesn't not depend on such rites.

Is it wrong to have sex with someone other than your spouse if you're married?
The males in Accounts lust after this shell and would lie with it. Many have participated in the ritual of which you speak.

Is it wrong to have sex with a person of the same gender?
Gender is just a designation of flesh.

Is it wrong to have sex with a person of a different race (or a different intelligent non-human species)?
I chose not to lie with filth.

Is it wrong to have more than one sexual partner at the same time?
The one called Drogyn found papers in the white-haired vampire's lodgings that showed this. We concluded that the practice would aid conception.

Is it wrong to have sex with someone you don't love?
This love is what makes Wesley sad. I cannot see its purpose.

What are the responsibilities of a mother toward a child?
To ensure the offspring is strong. Armies require good generals.

What are the responsibilities of a father toward a child?
Their responsibility is to only to me.

What are the responsibilities of a child toward a parent?
To not attempt to usurp them.

Which should be more important to you, your parent or your child?
The one that is the greater threat.

Which should be more important to you, your parent or your spouse?
Spouse? Is that some kind of pet?

Which should be more important to you, your child or your spouse?
A pet cannot conquer dimensions. The offspring is of more use.

Is it wrong to have a child if you're unmarried?
Marriage is of no consequence in the begetting of offspring.

Is abortion wrong?
I continued my battles until there was none left to fight.

Is contraception wrong?
I do not understand the purpose of fornication without creation.

Is there one true religion?
All shall serve me.

Does a deity or deities exist?
::hard stare::

How important is it to believe in a deity or deities?
It is everything...

How important is it to actively practice your religion?
The masses will worship me regardless of rehearsal.

Does magic exist?
Magic binds the universe.

Is practicing magic wrong?
Any advantage over an enemy should be exploited.

Is killing always wrong?
I do not understand. To kill is the reason for existence. It would be wrong to keep enemies alive.

Is war always wrong?
War is breathing.

How old is old enough to fight in a war?
My acolytes would die for me from the moment of their squalling birth.

Is rape always wrong?
Rape is a distraction from battle.

Is torture always wrong?
There is no honour or glory in being tortured.

Is theft always wrong?
To steal from me is to die.

Is slavery wrong?
My slaves would never dare utter their dissatisfaction.

Is lying wrong?
Lies are necessary for deceit and betrayal.

Is swearing wrong?
It is the language of the insolent. The white haired one swears often.

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Oh, that is absolutely brilliant! (admires)

Thanks, I can bearly understand my own writing at the moment!

Brilliant! ::applauds::

Great Job!! I can HEAR her/it.....

You want to watch that, see what she's done to me...

Very much the voice of the most imperious one.

Oh, she's still very much in my head.

Okay. I want the story of Illyria and Drogyn dicussing Spike's porn. The cold is no excuse for delay. Inquiring minds need to know exactly what went down in that apartment when the Donkey Kong was over.

One briliant gem after another.



Okay. I want the story of Illyria and Drogyn dicussing Spike's porn.

Me too.

::pulls up a chair and opens the popcorn::

If only I was off sick!

I shall give it some thought.

I think you did wonderfully!

Thanks. My thought process isn't quite with it, I have no quality judgement at the moment.

That was wonderful. I heard Illyria saying every word - slightly alarming now I come to think about it!

Think how much worse it is for me!

Stunning! Totally awed, it was perfect, can hear her voice in every answer

My affinity with Illyria is quite scary sometimes.

Wonderful!

Damn, where's that Illyria icon gone?

Oh, that was fabulous, your Illyria-voice is perfect.

The one called Drogyn found papers in the white-haired vampire's lodgings that showed this. We concluded that the practice would aid conception.

*snerk*

I second myfeetshowit's request for a fic where these papers are discussed :)

Thanks. It looks like I'm going to have to write that one now!


This reminds me of the Agony Aunt Column you ran around Valentine's Day. Bloody brilliant!

It did a bit. It's amazing she sat still for so long, although she didn't understand all the questions.

I chose not to lie with filth

That is one very classic line.

Did anything come of that thing with Illyria singing karaoke that you mentioned a while back? I've suddenly remembered.

Feel better soon!

I started fixing it up, but I didn't have time to finish it off. I decided that it could wait until I finished a chapter or two of the WIP.

I am feeling worse.

:( Have some soup, maybe?

Ah, tropical. Sounds like a good plan. ;)

Hee! Oh, you've got old Blue Gal down pat here. I particularly liked the hard stare at the deities question and her complete misunderstanding of "practicing" religion. She's a scary, scary girl is Illyria.

:)

I don't think she really understood a lot of the questions, she's got a lot to learn still.

Hee! Great answers. I think my favorite was this one:

The blonde woman speaks loudly on her communication device. Her voice is grating

I think Harmony is about the only woman Illyria knows!

Thanks! Illyria is so much fun to write.

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