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They're coming to get me...

I have just returned from the most surreal evening at the pub.

There we were, minding our own business and minutes later the pub fills with Irish (I assume Catholic) priests. In the middle of St Albans.

Very Father Ted.

There was even an evil looking one like the one who replaced Father Jack.

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Buwhahahahahahahhahahahahah


GOBSHITE

This is why one should never leave home without an inverted cross and a bottle of unholy water.

I'm never realised that they were herding beasts before.

This is why one should never leave home without an inverted cross and a bottle of unholy water.


Thanks for the expert advice. From now on, I'll make sure I have some handy.

They probably feel all empowered and stuff after the new pope was elected. Did they lean on the bar, smoking and looking menacingly round the room?

No, but they pinched all the spare chairs.

Maybe they are starting to plot for the next election!

What's the collective noun for priests? A flock? A herd? A passel o' priests?

A Guinness by the look (and sound) of it.

Let's go over this again, shall we? This cow is small, whereas that one is far away.

(Everyone else nicked the obvious quotes...)

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